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Aquarius Horoscope

Monday, 26 October 2026

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You survived the day that started with a calendar notification for "call back - urgent" from March.

Mars square Saturn involves your ruler, so the slow collision is personal, and you're still standing.

Tonight's pour: bottom-shelf prosecco - the day took enough already, don't let the bottle add a receipt.

A new reading lands here every morning. Come back tomorrow for a fresh excuse.

The Aquarius palate

Aquarius, you were drinking natural pet-nat before it had a name, and you'll be drinking something else once it does. You read horoscopes ironically, which is why yours is written sincerely - you of all people can handle the truth with a splash of something obscure. The stars admire your independence. The cellar finds it exhausting.

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