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Capricorn Horoscope

Monday, 26 October 2026

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You muted the group chat, unmuted, typed "lol," muted again.

Mars square Saturn pulls your ruler tight, so yes, your restraint is the entire performance.

Tonight's pour: pét-nat rosé - rare bottle, rare mess, it tracks.

A new reading lands here every morning. Come back tomorrow for a fresh excuse.

The Capricorn palate

Capricorn, you earned this pour the way you earn everything - by doing the thing no one else wanted to do, twice, before breakfast. Your retirement account has a retirement account. Your horoscope is the only deliverable that asks nothing of you: no KPIs, no follow-up meeting. Just bubbles, scheduled between achievements.

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